17 5 / 2013

17 5 / 2013

17 5 / 2013

gynologues:

… Friday.

Basically today except with booze.

gynologues:

… Friday.

Basically today except with booze.

(Source: islandofmisfitt0ys)

17 5 / 2013

17 5 / 2013

feminismordeath:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia [Julia Gillard] kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]

I want her to be my Prime Minister

Every time I see this I just want to hug her forever.

I don’t know much about Australian politics or this woman’s policies and beliefs. I do really appreciate this particular speech she gives, and everyone should watch the video, cause yeah. She kicks some ass.

(Source: numbtongue, via choosechoice)

17 5 / 2013

in-my-mouth:

Red Velvet Cake Mix Cinnamon Rolls

I. NEED. THESE. NOW.

in-my-mouth:

Red Velvet Cake Mix Cinnamon Rolls

I. NEED. THESE. NOW.

17 5 / 2013

incidentalcomics:

Message to a Graduate

(via manthehatches)

17 5 / 2013

"

It’s okay to say “no” if you change your mind. We allow you to change majors and change direction and change clothes, with no repercussions other than possibly wasted time. If his touch is too forceful and his breath too hot and his weight too much, you are not bound to your previous decision. If your mimd is screaming and your nerves are sizzling, they are as valid then and now as they were five minutes ago, when you were saying yes.

It’s okay to say “no” if you were flirting. Batted eyelashes and sly smirks and witty words do not form a map to your uncharted territory. Your playfulness does not relieve them of their self control. Your allure does not diminish their responsibility to be respectful. The only path you led them on is that of the unknown, of which the rules of the road still apply.

It’s okay to say “no” if you’re unsure.

It’s okay to say “no” if you’re embarrassed.

It’s okay to say “no” when they tell you it isn’t okay to say “no.”

"

17 5 / 2013

"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."

N’tima (via arabarabarab)

he wasn’t my best friend. i think that was what really fucked it up, at the root anyway.

(Source: mariaarroyo, via choosechoice)

16 5 / 2013

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

(via lacigreen)